Fuckity Fuck Fuck Apron
If you were looking to hide in the kitchen, this is not the apron for you!
- UNISEX – perfect for any sex, its pretty much guaranteed to be sexy on anyone!
- Criss Cross Back
- Large Pocket for Convenient Storage
- Large Loop to Secure Your Hang Tight Towel® (hmmm, I see an ulterior motive here)
- 100% Heavy Cotton Twill
- Measures 36" L x 26" W -- with adjustable twill straps approx. 60” long (so tie in back or front)