Where the Fuck Are My Keys?

Size Guide

My daily mantra, believe it or not! It's a struggle more than anything, tbh.

  • Available in Stainless Steel
  • Polished, with Rounded Corners
  • Laser cut-out reads WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS?
  • 3" Tag Length 

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Sizing Chart
SIZE US/CAN BUST WAIST HIPS
XS 0 31"-32" 24"-25" 34"-35"
S 2-4 33"-34" 26"-27" 36"-37"
M 6-8 35"-36" 28"-29" 38"-39"
L 10-12 37"-39" 30"-32" 40"-42"