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Gumball Poodle

My Dogs's Farts Don't Smell Socks

$16.00 USD

There is no stronger bond, than the one between human and dog. Our love is blind, and apparently also can't smell farts. If you love your pooch, you know you've given them a pass on what comes out of their ass. Reassure them with this affirming message (right in their line of sight, too!)

65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex.


All Our Socks are Proudly Made in the USA