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Dasha Alexander

Cuntmuffin Climb In Your Douche Canoe & Float the F*ck Away

$39.00 USD

They are permanently laser engraved in our Indiana workshop for years of enjoyment. Will not peel, flake or otherwise degrade over time. DOUBLE WALL VACUUM INSULATED: Made with high quality 304 18/8 food grade stainless steel, the double walled insulation will keep your drink ice cold for 9 hours or hot for over 3 hours! The insulated tumbler with lid is light weight, sweat proof, and rust proof. SIP & STRAW FRIENDLY LID: Each tumbler includes a removable BPA free lid with a wide mouth sipping hole that fits a straw so you can enjoy your favorite beverage anywhere! The tight seal is splash proof and sweat proof so you never lose a sip.  PINK ONLY