Gumball Poodle
Top Socks
You eat as much as you want to on dates. Your bathroom is unkempt. You don't reliably keep lube in the house. You've never considered the strategy behind taking an ass-selfie. Just buy the fucking socks.
These super-comfy, unisex, one-size-fits-most, Athletic Knee Socks are made in the USA of Medium Grey Cotton with accents of Optic White Nylon, Black Nylon.
70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
🇺🇸 All Our Socks are Proudly Made in the USA 🇺🇸